I fear I am developing an unhealthy
attachment to Clooney, which is the name I have given my new spinning
toothbrush. I went on the cheap and got the store brand. I am not
sure if this was a wise choice. In the instructions is a warning: May
cause bleeding for first few uses.
I don't know about any of you, but I am
not real keen on willingly using a utensil that can cause 'bleeding'.
Not even after only ONE use. What they don't warn you about is even
more disturbing.
After the mandatory charging period, I
plugged my aqua green head onto the wand and pressed the button. Now
is a good time to mention that this thing sounds like a Very Large
Personal Massager. Or a Ridiculously Tiny Chainsaw. I suppose it all depends on
your mood. I swear the bathroom lights dimmed and Barry
White songs began drifting from the exhaust fan. By the time my
mandatory two minute spin cycle was complete my cheeks were glowing,
my husband was pounding on the door asking what was going on in there
and the bathroom was covered with minty toothpaste.
Maybe next time I'll breakout the cinnamon gel...
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