Ahoy!
Well, here we go. Twenty-six posts in
alphabetical order with Sailing as a theme.
Do Not Be Afraid!
These are not textbook posts of the
finer points of sail. Although that will be a post because I love the
ridiculously true graphic describing them.
No.
This will be a combination of
observations, tales of the Caribbean and an occasional
explanation.
So...pull on your lifevest, release the
bowline and off we go...
We took up sailing about seven years
ago. Theories to why abound – boredom, insanity, a desire to spend
money on things like epoxy and rolling furlers and epoxy. What
started as a 10 foot wooden bathtub has evolved into a 15 ft wooden
sloop which was really just a gateway boat to a 24 foot, 40 year old
rehab project.
I have slowly learned enough, and more
importantly, convinced my husband that I know enough, to be offered
the tiller from time to time. One of the biggest lessons I have
learned is this:
There is WAY too much Applied Physics
in sailing.
I do not want math and/or science to be
at the forefront of my leisure time. Thus, ignoring the math and
sciencey explanations, I will give you this very important lesson:
You CAN NOT travel in a straight line
when traveling upwind. And of course, the converse of that, the
restaurant you desperately want to have lunch at will ALWAYS be
upwind.
A Sailboat can't sail directly into the
wind. If you turn the boat directly into the wind it will stop.
Dead. (Explanation of such not included here for math/sciencey reasons.)
This usually occurs as you are trying
to maneuver out of the way of a large obstacle, say a cruise ship, or
into a particular area such as your favorite lunch spot's only open
slip or you are just trying to look cool in front of those
irritating, hyper, power boats.
Oh sure, a dead stop can come in handy
when the wind whips up so strongly that parts of the boat are
literally flying off around you and into Lake Monroe, Indiana.
But generally, a dead stop is not what
you want.
note Sail M is closest and slightly raised, subSail J is the larger looking sail in the background. |
So here is where that math comes in:
In order to maintain Force A of Wind
Velocity W with Sail M as the variable, you must constantly reposition
Sail M and subSail J, if subSail J is raised and the wind is not too
great.
Or in non-math terms, you have to pick
up enough speed in a cross-wind direction to allow release of the
Front Sail (Jib) and moving the Big Sail (Main) through the wind to
the other side of the boat, thus moving the boat in an opposite yet
still forward direction at which time the Front Sail (Jib) is pulled
back into place.
If any of these things happens out of
order the boat dies.
As do your hopes of a refreshing
rum-based beverage with lunch.
Momentum is lost and all this
manuvering must start again.
Bringing me to our A-Word:
About
As in –
Ready About?
Coming About!
I Said COMING ABOUT!!
'About' is the last word you won't pay
attention to as you sit in the cockpit with your fizzy water,
attempting to get the perfect sailing selfie.
Because if you aren't paying attention
as the Captain yells 'I said Coming About!!' then Boom B will knock
you out of the boat in into Lake L as the Big Sail (Main) swings into
place, assuming you listened enough to let the Front Sail (Jib) out
and didn't get too eager and pull it in too soon.
This is a view of the boom from a lying on the deck of the boat perspective don't ask. |
There are two options when you hear the
command Coming About.
The simple one is to duck.
The more complicated one is to grab the
line which lets the Front Sail (Jib) out, causing much anxiety
producing flapping which you will want to make stop by grabbing the
other line and pulling it across to its new home. BUT DON'T! You must
wait until the Big Sail (Main) has crossed the center line, along
with the boom, before pulling the Front Sail (Jib) into its new, wind
catching place, thus maintaining a somewhat drunken straight line to
your lunch reservation.
Oh, and those things I am calling
'lines' are called 'sheets' even though they are, in all
actuality, 'rope'.
Confused?
Don't be.
The take-away is this:
There are a ridiculous number of names
for every part of the boat with corresponding commands that sound
nothing like what the intended purpose of those commands are.
Your only hope of getting to that lunch
spot in one dry piece is to learn at least the basic ones.
Having a quick ducking reflex is also
key.
When all goes well, this is what you get, foreward-ish movement with a nice splash at the bow. |
This concludes day one of Alphabetical
Sailing for the Easily Entertained.
Come back tomorrow when we will discuss
B – Bells.
Or why can't you just say what time it
is?
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And ps - Happy Easter!!
I feel like I'm going to know a lot more about sailing by the time we get to the end of April. Good fun and informative post.
ReplyDeleteThank you, Ian.
DeleteMy son went to a summer program, when he was in high school, where he learned to sail and absolutely loved it. For whatever reason, the love never followed him into his adult life. As for me - I love seeing water - from land. I look forward to seeing what you do with this theme. Alana ramblinwitham.blogspot.com
ReplyDeleteIt is a lot of work, and possibly that is what the teenage portion of your son remembers. But as an adult, it is wonderful. Hopefully he will revisit the water one day.
DeleteAnd thanks for the A to Z support!
I have not been on a sailboat in decades but as soon as I read "Coming About!" I reflexively ducked. Yes, it may have been years ago but I've been on the losing end of that scenario enough times to have it deeply imprinted in my brain!
ReplyDeleteAnd that is why you are still alive!! Lol!!
DeleteI'm so NOT a sailor (or small boat person - give me a cruise ship) but I did share this post on Facebook with a couple of friends who are full-time sailing!
ReplyDeleteDonna B McNicol, author & traveler
Romance & Mystery...writing my life
A-Z Flash Fiction Tales: http://dbmcnicol.blogspot.com
A-Z of Goldendoodles: http://ourprimeyears.blogspot.com
Thank you so much for the share!!
ReplyDeleteDiscovering blogs I missed during the busy month. My son went to a high school that was by the water and spent a lot of time on the water there sailing. I'll have to ask him about the "Coming About"... he'll probably laugh and say, yea you better duck! I wrote about my favorite childhood book character Nancy Drew. Hope you'll check me out. https://everyonehasafamilystorytotell.wordpress.com/category/2018-a-to-z-all-about-nancy-drew/
ReplyDeleteThanks for stopping by! And I would guess your son will know exactly what you mean!
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