Ah September.
Do you remember...
Sorry. I can't help it. I here
'September' I hear 'September.
It has been an entire month since I
have updated the Coast of Illinois. Probably not the smartest
marketing plan for a blog but personally this was a wise decision.
Nothing bad going on. I just needed a breather.
Don't get me wrong.
I love writing and I get a huge kick
out of writing this blog and interacting with other bloggers out
there in the world of cyberspace. But for all my enjoyment, every time
I sat down at the computer I seemed to draw a blank.
Oh sure, there were plenty of ideas
spinning around in my cranium. They just couldn't seem to circle the
drain long enough to flow onto the computer page.
Every time I attempted to write and came
up empty handed my internal editor, who sounds an awful lot like Ed
Asner as Lou Grant would start up.
'What's the matter with you?'
'You can't come up with one lousy
page?'
'Where's Sue Ann?'
This would activate my inner Mary Tyler
Moore as Mary Richards and I would burst into mental tears at which
point Lou would shout, 'Mary!!!' and Mary would plaintively cry,
'Misterrrrrr Graaaaaant!' At which point Marlo Thomas as That Girl
would enter and begin to reprimand Lou, who would get in her face and
just when it became certain that That Girl's questionable boyfriend
Donald would show up but instead the mental door would open and Valerie Harper as
Rhoda would enter, begging for help tying her super cool headscarf as
she regaled the room with her latest dating antics, bringing everyone
to question, not only her fashion sense but also her moral fiber. Eventually the whole crew would file out to the tune of the Dick Van
Dyke show and I would be left exhausted and without a single word on
the page.
So.
I gave myself permission to take the
month of August off.
Ridiculous, I know. Giving one
permission to stop doing something which, at this point in my life,
is essentially a hobby.
(Don't get me started on the heated
discussion that transpires when I make that 'writing as hobby' mental
comment. Let's just say there is an awful lot of Ernie challenging
everyone to fight and then inviting the entire cast of my mental
breakdown to Africa to shoot lions. At which point Marlo Thomas and
Valerie Harper, as themselves, throw a monstrous shit fit and call
in Betty White as both herself and Sue Ann to challenge Ernie to a
duel....)
Anyway. You get the idea.
I spent the first four weeks of August
fending off moments of guilt for temporarily abandoning something
that I love. I slowly moved on and began channeling my creativity in
other directions.
I cleaned out my fridge.
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| Lay your eyes on that baby! Makes me wish Shape magazine would call and do one of those 'what's in your fridge' stories on me. |
I reorganized my clothing drawers, after much discussion with a friend over the proper cosmic way to do so.
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| Yes. Everyone of those t-shirts gives me joy. Don't judge. |
I rediscovered sewing and made a skirt:
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| wrap skirt. couldn't be easier. unless you bought it already made. |
And I created my interpretation of Marion Cotillard's dress in Midnight in
Paris. (I also rediscovered why I quit sewing for myself after trying
on said dress only to discover that, while I cast aside vanity and
used the actual pattern measurements the dress is still a little too
tight in the midsection. A problem which could be remedied by the use
of a dressmaker's mannequin. However, owning a dressmaker's mannequin
would result in hours of me running through the house in a panic in
the middle of the night when I caught site of the 'stranger' standing
in my sewing room trying on my clothes...)
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| the movie dress is drop waist but I think I captured the overall feel - innocent yet sexy; classy yet trashy; delusional yet...oh wait, that's only me, not the movie character. |
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| this is the back. in case you were wondering. |
I attended two amazing concerts. (Blog
post to follow.) I got to visit with my Great niece who is actually my GREAT niece! (No blog to follow. She wishes to maintain her privacy. One year olds. Really.)
I read Stormy Weather and LuckyYou, both by Carl Hiaasen. (Hello NETFLIX? HERE is the
material for the next NETFLIX original blockbuster series. Seriously.
These are the most hilarious books I have read in a very long time.)
I also started reading ADangerous Summer by E. Hemingway, after watching the running
of the bulls everyday for a week on the Esquire Chanel. (Not a big
fan of the bullfight but I have to admit, the pageantry and tradition
behind it is amazing as is the lifestyle of Hemingway and his crew.)
Sadly there was no sailing during my
hiatus. Hot August weather does not lead to winds which play nice on
the lakes in this area. (It does lead to an awesome album by NeilDiamond, but I already promised Earth Wind and Fire the video spot so
you are going to have to take my word for it.) The lack of actual
sailing did not stop me from studying sailing via my husband's ASA
Cruising Handbook. It also didn't stop me from committing to making
pirate shirts for our invasion of Jamaica later this year.
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| I can't seem to flip this the correct direction but I think you get the gist. There are four men and four women in our invasion. Oh, and I am nuts. |
What happened next really surprised me.
I was afraid that after a month away from writing anything longer
than my Target Cartwheel list there would be nothing left to miss.
But, by the end of August, my head was
spinning with new ideas which were just itching to fling themselves
into the computer.
And let me tell you. It feels great.
I have plans for several blog posts
stockpiled and notes to actually begin, for real, a novel I started
years ago. I can't say, at this point if the novel will ever be
complete or available on Amazon but it's September.
And as Earth Wind and Fire so
eloquently put it:
Ba de ya, never was a cloudy day!!!
