Jiffy
Pop.
As much fun to make as it is to eat
Look at this happy family. There are no flames.
Ha!
The last time I attempted to make Jiffy
Pop was as a last ditch effort to show our kids a good time.
It was their first trip to Colorado.
Summer vacation. We were staying in a cabin in the Sangre de Cristo
mountains.
Train ride up Pike's Peak.
Hiking.
A bear living in the woods that eats
cats and may or may not be outside the kids bedroom window.
In a cabin about two hours southwest of
Pueblo, through a mountain pass.
A rustic cabin.
And by rustic I mean a tin shower.
And no television...
Thankfully, this was long before wifi.
I don't want to think what would have happened...
Anyway.
We pulled out all the 'Awesome! Just
like the settlers!' and 'Think how good this experience will be for
your Oregon Trail game!'
So on a resupply trip to town, I picked
up a package of Jiffy Pop.
The kids were moderately excited to see
just how the foil lid would inflate.
And we started out pretty strong.
There was laughter as everyone took a
turn shaking the metal handled pan over the flame of the stove, until
the handle got hot.
Then it was all me.
There was a cheer as the first three
kernels exploded in the pan and a tiny hit of steam began to seep
from the tiny vent hole on the top of the origami foil lid. A few
more kernels popped and the foil began to unfold and puff.
I shook the pan gently. Then a tiny bit
more vigorously, waiting for more pops.
As a charcoal smell began to waft from
the tiny vent hole I shook the pan like a 8.0 quake hitting the San
Andrea Fault.
Ten minutes in and the foil lid had
only managed to unfold three pleats.
Surprisingly, the kids became more
interested.
Turns out they had side bets on when
the flames would start.
Which was about five seconds before I
tossed the pan into the sink...
I have NEVER attempted Jiffy Pop again.
Which makes me sad.
Popcorn was the go-to snack when I was
growing up. We even grew our own popcorn one summer! My mom would pop
huge grocery bags of popcorn for us to snack on when we went to the
drive-in.
And now and then, we would get to try
Jiffy Pop.
I don't EVER remember flames...
**Clearly, this has not been a paid
endorsement for Jiffy Pop. However, should the Jiffy Pop people see
this, I am willing to attempt your product one more time. But only
because we now have a fire captain within our fold of friends.
I am getting close to halfway through
the A-Z alphabet challenge and I must admit. I spent a good deal of
time this weekend trying to work ahead on some pieces.
The result has been a tablet which is
laying on the kitchen table, still, with letters of the alphabet
listed down the left side and a random list of words assigned to
their corresponding letters. Most of these are courtesy of my
husband. To my surprise, his suggestions are all pretty...normal.
Except for 'Q'. Trust me, Wednesday,
April 20 is going to be a frightening look into my soul.
You have been warned.
