I fear I am developing an unhealthy attachment to Clooney, which is the name I have given my new spinning toothbrush. I went on the cheap and got the store brand. I am not sure if this was a wise choice. In the instructions is a warning: May cause bleeding for first few uses.
I don't know about any of you, but I am not real keen on willingly using a utensil that can cause 'bleeding'. Not even after only ONE use. What they don't warn you about is even more disturbing.
After the mandatory charging period, I plugged my aqua green head onto the wand and pressed the button. Now is a good time to mention that this thing sounds like a Very Large Personal Massager. Or a Ridiculously Tiny Chainsaw. I suppose it all depends on your mood. I swear the bathroom lights dimmed and Barry White songs began drifting from the exhaust fan. By the time my mandatory two minute spin cycle was complete my cheeks were glowing, my husband was pounding on the door asking what was going on in there and the bathroom was covered with minty toothpaste.
Maybe next time I'll breakout the cinnamon gel...