I have determined what is wrong with
society today.
It's the King Sized bed.
We recently spent a weekend working on
the fixer-upper, which is still on boat jacks in the yard waiting for
its turn to be plopped back in the lake. (More on the weekend later
this week!) Because we can't sleep on the boat while it is on the
jacks, we spent the night at a local hotel.
The room was nice, nothing fancy but
clean and had a king size bed. I spent half the night wondering if
Rob was actually in bed. It took four rolls to steal the blanket.
This is just not right.
All marriage needs compromise and there
is no compromise in a king size bed. There is no need.
We sleep on a queen bed at home. It is
just large enough to allow for personal space but still small enough
to smack the other person with a dream-fulled arm swing.
When we do sleep on the boat we have
the option of the V-berth and the camper style table.
Actual size....almost.... |
The V-berth is exactly as it sounds. A
berth shaped like a V. If you sleep with your heads in the V – you
spend the night knocking around like coconuts. If you sleep with your
feet in the V then you wake up periodically to untangle the knot your
legs get tied in.
And don't even get me started with
putting one head in the V and one set of feet in the V.
I am pretty
sure that is illegal in most of the lower 48.
We padded this with a comforter and sleeping bags. I am in the process of making a cushion. |
The camper-style table is better. The
bench seats and additional flat surface allows for complete
stretching. There is still danger of a midnight knee jab but if you
opt for individual sleeping bags rather than actual bed linens, well,
you can be sure the jabber is cocooned safely away from your lower
back. Although personally I feel as if I am wrapped in a coffin when
I try to sleep in a sleeping bag, so, sorry Rob.
Yet, even with these discomforts, there
is nothing better than sleeping on the boat.
The dark sky and brilliant stars
reflecting on the water combined with the random bits of music from
distant radios invite reminiscing.
The cozy warmth of reading by the light
of a lantern in the cabin relaxes every muscle and quiets every
ridiculous worry racing through the brain.
The gentle rocking of the water lulls
you into a hypnotizing sleep.
early morning is so peaceful |
And when you wake in the morning and
step up on deck with a fresh cup of coffee you are greeted by silent
still water and bright fresh air...
Mostly because it is only 5am and you
fell asleep at 8pm because you were exhausted from a day on the boat,
a delicious dinner, an extra glass of wine and at least one jolt
awake in the middle of the night wondering if that giant steel pole
known as the mast would double as a lightening rod in the event of a
pop-up thunderstorm...
And that is why I would put on a boat,
every couple who recites like a grocery list those random complaints
about their relationship. That one night on a boat would force
discussion, listening and compromise.
At the end of the night there would be
the shared experience of a night on a boat...or possibly a murder
charge....
But either way, problem solved.
And just in case there is question over
whether using 'Zzzzzz' counts as a Z word, I give you this:
Hemingway did not see this coming.... |
Zombies on a Rowboat.
Do not EVER spend the night with
Zombies on a Rowboat....
This is my FINAL entry in the A to Z challenge for 2018!! I can't believe I actually did it this year! Thank you to Rob - without your encouragement and slight nagging, I would never have finished this year. And a great big THANKS to everyone who has taken the time to read this little blog. It makes me feel so happy when something I have written brightens someone else's day.
And finally THANK YOU to the folks at the A to Z Challenge. Your daily letter related rally posts were perfect and the time you take to manage this yearly event does not go unnoticed. It has reignited my enjoyment of writing daily and inspired me to continue posting on a regular basis, albeit not daily...or alphabetically...
A-Ahoy
B-Bells
C-Catamaran
D-Dramamine
E-Escape
F-Flags
G-Galley
H-Head to Heel
I-IC24
J-Jib/Jibe
K-Keys
L-Lakes
M-Motor
N-Navigation
O-Ocean
P-Points of Sail
Q-Quote
R-Reef
S-Sailbags
T-Trade Winds
U-Underwater
V-Volume
W-Weather Eye
X-Marks the Spot
Y-Yardarm
Z-Catching Some...