Thursday, November 14, 2013

A Letter

Dear Alphabetically Titled Internet Provider,
My Internet is broken.

No matter how many times the robust computer voice tells me to, I can not log on to your site and follow the simple fourteen step instructions on how to fix it.

Because my Internet is broken.
Thank you.

*I am totally wimping out here. I wanted to use the actual name of my Internet provider but as this same company provides my home phone – which is also broken – and my cell phone I thought it best to not anger them.

No one wants the Phone Police to show up at your door.


**I am posting this on my lunch break at work. I am barely giving myself enough time to eat my slice of chocolate cake. 
You're Welcome.

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