I have such a headache.
I believe it is from all the math.
Let me explain.
We have been in TimeChange 2013 for four days now.
Sure, the switch from Daylight Savings Time to God's Time* gives us more daylight in the morning. It gives you party people an extra hour to party. It gives the rest of us an extra hour of sleep. (And if you work night shift it not only gives you an extra hour of work, it also – if your work is time dependent – totally screws up your record keeping.)
But around here it means Head Math. That's the math you do in your head to figure simple and totally irrelevant numbers. So, when I get up at 0445 with the cat (who only observes Cat Time) I have to stop and figure not only what time it really is but also the equivalent time in the previous less holy time zone. Here is the equation:
0445(clock already turned back) +/- 1 hour (spring forward? Fall back?) = actual time (0445) vs virtual time (0545)
This is followed by many exasperated sighs and an occasional mild curse word and will continue for at least another week.
Thus the headache.
And an extra breakfast for the cat.
The cat was quite looking forward to the new time. Up until four days ago it has been too dark to go outside on his leash before I go to work. (yes, leash.) So for the entire month of October I reminded him that soon it would be light in the morning. It has rained the past four mornings.
Which means it is still dark
Just a little Karmic justice, cat.
Now go back to sleep.
*God's Time is my Mom's name for our current time zone. Personally, I think God is probably more of an observer of Cat Time, which allows the observant to sleep whenever He wants and eat the rest of the time.
|My Minions, what is this thing you call time...|
**And a NanoWrimo update -as of this posting I am around 9660 words which is a little behind and according to the calculator at NanoWrimo.org will have me finishing my November novel on December 5. If I could do the math I might be able to figure out how much I need to step things up to actually finish on time.
Get the Excedrin.
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