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Grant Proposal:
The Ehlers 'Buffet'
Hypothesis
with
Nuxoll Co-efficient
Comprehensive, real-time
analysis seeking a direct correlation between morbid lethargy
proportional to repetitive tasks and its resolution when treated with
random, pleasure directed activities. A quantitative analysis of
qualitative increase in subject's psychological disposition as
affected by solar-heated atmospheric conditions combined with saline
hydrotherapy will be measured using the following criteria:
Dietary restrictions
including by not limited to crustacean consumption- Raw vs cooked.
Glucose variances in the form
of distilled, oak-aged and cold processed liquids.
Semi-fowlers and full supine
position as related to UV ray exposure.
Audio stimulation utilizing
live vs prerecorded instrumentation of the 6-string and steel drum
varieties as well as its subsequent kinetic musculo-skeletal
reactions.
An increase in overall
sparkling in subject's ocular region, as well as an increase in
melanin resulting in unique skin patterns is expected after the
conduction of the granular terrain between subject's meta-tarsals.
Travel will be provided by
adjustable roofed automobile, manually propelled two-wheeled vehicles
and floating wooden structure with large fabric attachments.
Pending approval, temporary
research facilities will be as follows:
Citations:
Brent Burns and his story of my life:
My friend and fellow
land-locked beach bum, Angie
Jimmy Buffet
The Guy who parked a
sailboat in my garage
Jimmy Cliff
The Maker of all crustaceans
Rum
This sounds like a most interesting and informative analysis. Would you be interested in a comparative field study done in a more urban setting?
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Your dedication to the cause is commendable Bonnie! Putting yourself at risk for SPF overexposure and Porcine Intoxication Coma??? Above and Beyond!! Sail On Sailor!!
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