Sunday, June 16, 2013

Things I Learned from My Dad

Never take yourself too seriously, or allow random photos of yourself to be stolen from facebook.

Fireworks hate people. Given the chance they will chase you around the block, lodge in your t-shirt and burn the &*^%$&^& out of you.

If you flood the floor of an abandoned chicken house and call it an ice rink...they will come.

One bunny makes a fun Easter gift. Two bunnies makes you the Tyson Bunny Rancher. And no matter how emphatically you call it 'chicken' it is still a left over bunny.

Just because the pony is adorable and free doesn't make it any less likely to kill you in your sleep because it is the devil.

The 'lucky' t-shirt from the previous fireworks lesson won't keep you from setting fire to a pontoon boat roof.

If you take your wife and kids to Mount Rushmore nothing can stop them from posing like the heads in at least one family picture.

You thought I was kidding, didn't you...

A PallMall butt thrown from the driver's window of an Impala station wagon will return through the passenger window and set fire to the seat. Every time.

Camper + Family x Miles To Florida = 17 Broken Fan Belts

You can never see too many Forts.

And the converse: Seen one've seen them all. Seriously.

And, through it all, the good, the bad and the flammable – your family will always love you!

Happy Father's Day Dad!!!
Me and my Dad.

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