It has been a slow January here on the
Coast of Illinois.
This is a good thing.
Slow means little to no bad weather
requiring no extra hours donning five layers of clothing, scraping
cars, stocking up on french toast supplies. Slow also means no one
has been sick, despite the discount quality of the flu shot I am
manditory-ly required to take every year. However, slow has the added
quality of complacency.
It has become my new pastime.
I am raising sloth to an entirely new
level.
I think I may have finally
cracked....because today I made cheese.
Yes.
Cheese.
Thanks to Mark Bittman and his 'How to
Cook Everything' book I thought it sounded like fun. (I am clearly a
victim of loca-vore, all organic, DIY peer pressure.)
I blame the media.
Truthfully, I blame my lack of original
breakfast ideas and thought maybe homemade cottage cheese might fill
that void.
I think the rest of my family,
including the cat, would prefer I just buy pop-tarts.
Anyway...it is another grey and rainy
January Sunday, there are no ridiculously bad movies on SyFy, I can't
seem to focus on anything else productive so cheese making it is.
1/2 gallon good quality milk (I went
with Oberweiss Dairy 2% from our new organic grocery-Fresh Thyme)
1 quart buttermilk (Fresh Thyme didn't
have organic so I went with Prairie Farms as my cousin works for them
and he is very nice, and clean.)
One ridiculously heavy pot (Which was a gift from my son. One day I will be too old to lift it but I love it anyway, even if it eventually kills me by cracking my skull when I pull it off the top shelf of the cupboard.)
One strainer (More on this in the caption.)
Cheesecloth (which Target sells! I had
no idea and only halfheartedly looked in the cooking utensil aisle
but there it was near a small display of mason jars and Hipster
wedding idea books.)
One thirty year old plastic pasta strainer with two layers of cheesecloth. It will never be satisfied straining plain pasta again. |
And here is how it works. Get ready for science people. Dairy science.
It is really difficult to get a picture of good quality milk, especially when the interior of the ridiculously heavy pot is also white. |
Pour the regular milk into the ridiculously heavy pot. Place it over medium high heat and stir occassionally so it doesn't scorch (Which is fancy cooking for burn, leaving gross little brown burn worms floating in your lovely white milk.) Bring to a gentle boil at which point you add the buttermilk and prepare to be grossed out.
What you have is a gently boiling pot of grossness which looks like tiny bits of cooked egg white - or curds - surrounded by sausage grease - or whey. It starts the minute you add the buttermilk and takes about two minutes to completely curd up.
Now VERY CAREFULLY pour this ridiculously heavy and HOT pan of curds and whey into the cheesecloth which is precariously lining the plastic strainer which is sitting in the clean sink. If you have a fancy metal strainer which would sit over an equally fancy pot then you could skip the step of praying that you don't dump the entire contents into the sink thus wasting about six dollars worth of milk.
It was amazing how quickly this pot of grossness began to transform into a semi-sold mass in the cheesecloth. After letting it drain for about five minutes I twisted the cheesecloth into a ball, tied it closed with string and rinsed the rapidly solidifying mass under cold water until it was cool enough to squeeze the remaining whey out of it. If I wanted to make cottage cheese I would have skipped this step and just allowed some of the whey to drain but as the rest of my family despises cottage cheese I went ahead and completely cheesified it. It would have been wrong to deny them the experience of fresh homemade cheese.
Whey??? WHEY! |
Now VERY CAREFULLY pour this ridiculously heavy and HOT pan of curds and whey into the cheesecloth which is precariously lining the plastic strainer which is sitting in the clean sink. If you have a fancy metal strainer which would sit over an equally fancy pot then you could skip the step of praying that you don't dump the entire contents into the sink thus wasting about six dollars worth of milk.
Curds and whey. The signature dish of Miss Muffett. I can't believe she was frightened by a spider because this stuff is quite horrifying. |
The cheese drains alone. |
Now the cheese ball is left to hang and drain for up to 90 minutes depending on how dry you want the finished product. After you are tired of waiting for the cheese ball to finish draining (approximately twenty minutes) you get to unwrap the finished product. This is surprisingly difficult yet fun as the cheese has now taken on the pattern of the cheesecloth and somehow managed to get between the layers of cheesecloth.
Place cheese in beautiful hand thrown pottery bowl which your daughter made under the direction of one of your best friends. |
And there you have it.
Cheese.
Sort of bland but I think it will be
good for breakfast with toast and fruit. Not really so much creamy as
crumbly, sort of like queso fresco, which is Spanish for fresh
cheese, which I guess it is.
I have literally crossed multiple
cultural borders. (Spanish. Cheese. Cultures. Think about it.)
I might need a nap.
And some professional counseling.
*The recipe for this cheese an be found
in 'How to Cook Everything by
Mark Bittman. It is an amazing cookbook and truly does cover how to
cook everything. Neither the publisher nor Mr. Bittman endorse this
blog or the results of my cheese making experiment.And now that I think of it, neither does Oberweiss Dairy, Prairie Farms or Fresh Thyme. But they really
should.
**I believe I mentioned in my previous post just how apathetic and uninspired I have been. Seriously.
***I am hoping the next week will burst me out of my funk. I am giving a cucumber eye-pad wake up regime a try. I'll keep you posted.
**I believe I mentioned in my previous post just how apathetic and uninspired I have been. Seriously.
***I am hoping the next week will burst me out of my funk. I am giving a cucumber eye-pad wake up regime a try. I'll keep you posted.
UPDATE!!
Just wanted to share my breakfast cheese event:
Looks healthy but still no whip cream filled donut. |
I measured 1/2 cup of cheese and topped it with a little honey and added a cup of raspberries. Pretty tasty, although the cheese was quite dry - probably from cooking it a little too long. The curds were a little chewy, which increased calorie burning from all the extra chewing so WIN-WIN!
I am both laughing my head off and developing a giant hankering for homemade cheese. And here I always thought that cheese making could only be done by experts or in giant Kraft Foods factories.
ReplyDeleteI have read about several local cheesiers (?) and always thought it would be fun - which it was. Although I think I either cooked it too long or drained it too much. Will be posting a pic of my breakfast with an update soon. Essentially, the cheese was really really dry - would be great on tacos, not so much on its own.
DeleteI've made that cheese!!! :D Called it homemade ricotta. Grilled some nice artisan bread drizzled with olive oil. Spread the crostini with cheese. Topped with sautéed greens (kale or chard) that had been cooked with garlic, olive oil and finished with a squeeze of lemon juice. It's a delicious appetizer. Did you know you can also use your cheese to make ricotta cheesecake? You go girl!
ReplyDeleteOoo - the ricotta appetizer sounds delish! My daughter sort of 'kneaded' a garlic spice blend into some and ate it with a bread pretzel - yum.
DeleteHa, you just reminded me of a mozzarella-making kit I got as a gift. Maybe this weekend will be the time to get it out, along with my own ridiculously heavy pot (mine's a beautiful mustard yellow). For this moment, though, this Minnesotan's staying under the blanket.
ReplyDeleteDon't you just LUV your ridiculously heavy pot??? Definitely stay warm up Nort, don'tcha know!
DeleteWhat fun! I keep thinking about making cheese, but that's as far as I've gone in the process. Or yogurt. Maybe I'll make yogurt.
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This was a really fun project Joy - I think I probably over cooked this batch - the recipe says that once you add the buttermilk and get the little curds it is ready to strain. I cooked another minute or two...
DeleteOH my gosh that looks like a serious under taking! I'd love to give it a shot one day! Pinned and thank you! #The Women of Midlife sassytownhousliving.com
ReplyDeleteI must again give Mark Bittman's book How to Cook Everything another shout out. It is truly awesome! Let me know how your's turns out.
DeleteWhen my boyfriend was living in a very small town in western PA (brief experiment involving some land and a lesson in the hard economic realities of life in rural western PA), I sent him a mozzarella kit. He made some surprisingly good fresh mootz out of powdered milk (an alternative when you can't find non-ultra-pasteurized milk). He also brewed and baked and made jam. One of my favorite Christmas presents from him dates back to this time - he was on a tight budget so instead of buying me something fancy, he made a couple of loaves of whole wheat bread dough, which he froze and then brought to me in Brooklyn with baking instructions and a jar of his handpicked homemade blackberry jam.
ReplyDeleteGuy is so much better at presents than me!
What a sweet story! My husband is also so much better at gifts than I am. Isn't it wonderful?!
DeleteI cooked a goose this weekend. I suspect this is somehow your fault.
DeleteIt was delicious and I thank you for inspiring to just hide in my kitchen all day.
bonnie - I feel you must ultimately own the fact that you cooked your own goose. Happy to hear it was tasty!
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