I am sure I am not alone...(as I write
this I am hearing the words in the voice of Frank Underwood, ie
Kevin Spacey) ...when I say that my time is rarely my own. By this I
mean, my time is divided between work, family, writing, fun and now
House of Cards.
It is my belief that Netflix is in
cahoots with Kevin Spacey to overturn any semblance of civilization
and responsibility in my life and quite possibly the world by
releasing in one fell swoop, the entire third season of House of
Cards.
I admit, I was late to the table with
streaming Netflix. But I did my civic duty and managed to watch the
first two seasons of HofC over a week and a half. This is no small
feat as the only other person in my family who would enjoy the show
is my son and he is no longer living at home. Which means I watch
House of Cards, American Horror Story, Magic City and the occasional
reality show when I am home alone.
I watch Walking Dead on Sundays. I
mean, come on. This is how we survive.
But, I digress.
I wish I could explain what it is about
HofC that appeals to me. I tend to avoid politics and drama. But the
combination of Washington DC, the journalism angles, the beautiful
clothes, the beautiful people and all the wheeling and dealing are
just too much. I feel as though I am getting a crash course in how
Washington works. I feel my knowledge and paranoia have increased exponentially.
And don't get me started on Kevin
Spacey.
The guy inhabits my dreams.
Literally.
After watching anything with Kevin
Spacey in it, including but not limited to those E-Trade commercials,
I will dream about him. Sometimes they are goofball dreams where
nothing really makes any sense but more often than not they are dark, intriguing dreams which leave me with a sense of, not unease but not
exactly anticipation...
Yet now that I am watching multiple
episodes of House of Cards I have found that my Kevin Spacey inspired
dreams have become nearly non-existent. It seems that four hours is
the Kevin Spacey Saturation Point.
Sorry Mr. Spacey.
Which is one of the reasons I had to
watch four episodes of season three today, my only day off this week.
Sure, I needed to clean the bathrooms and I had intended to begin the
official outline for a novel that is desperately needing direction
and attention. I did force myself to not turn on the television until
I had accomplished a few of my tasks – laundry, linens, bills. But
as soon as my lunch was ready I parked in front of that damn spinning
Netflix wheel for episodes three and four.
And then I felt guilty so during
episode five I cleaned out and organized our Cds which just happen to
be right next to the television.
My other reasons for watching, besides
KSSP – (Kevin Spacey Saturation Point)? "If we never did
anything we shouldn't do, we'd never feel good about doing the things
we should."*
As you can see. It is a far busier cabinet than the one in Washington.
*Francis Underwood, House of Cards,
Chapter 17
You Crack me up. I haven't seen this show but I guess I will be firing up the Netflix soon!
ReplyDeleteRena - it is awesome!! A little graphic at times and completely full of surprises. Kevin Spacey is so evil and I completely get his him!! Robin Wright plays Claire, his wife, and she is equally amazing. Let me know what you think!
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