I am a TurkeyDay Prepper. For the past
eight hours I have been systematically chopping, baking, sauteing,
pre-blending, displacement measuring and brining. All in preparation
for a day of thanks. As I was stuffing the last plastic container of
turkey broth gravy base into the fridge I uttered the Most Ridiculous
Complaint ever uttered.
"There is too much food in this refrigerator."
As the twelve pounds of cranberry sauce
slid to the left, providing a domino effect of open space between the
brussel sprouts with bacon and the three gallons of whipping cream,
it occurred to me that having 'too much food' was possibly the Most
Ridiculous thing to complain about. Ever.
It ranks right up there with "there
are too many people coming for dinner" and "this stupid huge house is a
pain to clean".
Perhaps if we looked at these Most
Ridiculous Complaints in a mirror we might spend more than one day a
year purposely giving thanks.
Wait! I think there's a spot between the water pitcher and the OJ |
Happy Thanksgiving from the Coast of
Illinois! May you have a year full of Most Ridiculous Complaints and
not a single serious or sad one.
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