Wednesday, October 3, 2012

Mini Hairnet Roundup 10-03-2012

Sorry for the delay but had to spend the day Head First, Waist Deep in a closet. How does one person wind up owning 16 white blouses and a Stevie Nick's bell-sleeved belly shirt? And don't even get me started on the number of thongs. I don't even wear them yet somehow they show up in the underwear drawer. Okay, I had one. It was worn one time as a social experiment at an as still un-named family gathering. Apparently it was a pregnant thong and has given birth to tiny baby thongs of its own. If any one is interested in adopting one, please DO NOT let me know. However, I am pretty sure there is a professional that would be willing to help you out.

Now, on to the regularly scheduled round-up.

Hairnet sightings have been on the decrease. It is assumed the Nets are migrating south. This is just a ruse. Be alert People. They are merely waiting and watching for the first crisp fall afternoon.

What is more disturbing? My friend's shirtless neighbor. Apparently he is ALWAYS not wearing a shirt. Even when he is interrupted 'cooking'. To the gentlemen (whom I assume were roped into reading this by the mention of 'thong' – like how I worked that to my advantage?): Guys, we love you but unless you are Daniel Craig or Denzel Washington leave your shirt on while cooking. Seriously.

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