Sorry for the delay but had to spend
the day Head First, Waist Deep in a closet. How does one person wind
up owning 16 white blouses and a Stevie Nick's bell-sleeved belly
shirt? And don't even get me started on the number of thongs. I don't
even wear them yet somehow they show up in the underwear drawer.
Okay, I had one. It was worn one time as a social experiment at an as
still un-named family gathering. Apparently it was a pregnant thong
and has given birth to tiny baby thongs of its own. If any one is
interested in adopting one, please DO NOT let me know. However, I am
pretty sure there is a professional that would be willing to help you
out.
Now, on to the regularly scheduled
round-up.
Hairnet sightings have been on the
decrease. It is assumed the Nets are migrating south. This is just a
ruse. Be alert People. They are merely waiting and watching for the
first crisp fall afternoon.
What is more disturbing? My friend's
shirtless neighbor. Apparently he is ALWAYS not wearing a shirt. Even
when he is interrupted 'cooking'. To the gentlemen (whom I assume
were roped into reading this by the mention of 'thong' – like how I
worked that to my advantage?): Guys, we love you but unless you are
Daniel Craig or Denzel Washington leave your shirt on while cooking.
Seriously.
And, speaking of cooking...
Check out Pious Kitchen Lady! Providing
cooking tips and fashion advice two or three times a week, who can
tell...she is awfully busy...
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