It has been an exciting week here on
the Coast of Illinois. Most notably, we have two new members to
induct into the Hairnet Sighter Club. As always, both were taken
completely by surprise.
'T' approached me at work, looked
around conspiratorially and whispered, "I saw a hairnet!"
She then whipped out her phone and presented a PHOTO! Even though she
was alone and felt slightly disoriented during her sighting, she had
the presence of mind to snap a photo. Bravo! 'T' has been practicing
her inner pioneer what with clearing land and building a new home so
it was great to see the happy, goofy smile on her face when she told
me her story.
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| the rare Hairnet BowTie Butterfly effect |
The second sighting occurred just last
night, and I am thrilled to report that I was on the scene and able
to capture not only the Hairnet but the Sighter herself. The sighting
occurred as we walked into the parking garage, gentilely discussing
current events - read: laughing so loudly that the muggers were a
little terrified. With a politely interrupting "Whoa! Whoa!
Whoa!!" I turned to see my friend on her knees, surrounded
protectively by the rest of our party. Lying in front of her was a
medium weave, slightly worn Hairnet. She followed all protocol and
let no display of fear show on her face as I snapped a picture for
the archives.
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| I see a Hairnet, Maw! |
Congratulations to our two Sighters!
You have lost your Virgnetty! Your lives will never be the same!
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