Your Face is a Work of Art

Since when did it become necessary for women to wear PRIMER under their makeup?
It's bad enough that regular makeup is called Foundation, and now PRIMER?
Listen up people: I am a WOMAN not a piece of DRYWALL!
...although I could probably use some moisturizer, so I can sort of see the cause of the confusion.

(this lunchtime rant brought to you by Sephora* and MORE magazine* the magazine for women who refuse to subscribe to Better Homes and Garden*.)

*all unpaid - der.