Wednesday, September 12, 2012

The One With All the Wood

In the mail yesterday I received an extremely discreet envelope with this offer:

Its like pornography for beavers!

But as with all offers that are too good to be true:

Proves you must always read the fine print.

Its the old bait and switch all over again. Offer me a FREE YEAR of WOOD then go and charge my $24. Of course, if I act now I will receive the Special Holiday Edition of 'Celebrities Working Their Wood'.

(Sorry! My 12 year old Husband Beavis insisted this would be hilarious and frankly, my perv sites just aren't stopping by like they use to.)

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