Today's letter – H - will be a discussion of a very important feature on a boat.
Which of course, on a sailboat, has an entirely different name.
(I borrowed this from what I am hoping is a free site. If this belongs to someone, please let me know. I don't want to infringe.)
Well, the reason is just as gross as you can imagine.
It seems, in days of yore, the 'facilities' were placed in the very very very front of the boat, the beakhead where the figurehead of the boat attached. Holes were cut in the floor, just above the water line, thus allowing normal wave action to clean away waste.
Naturally, the name stuck.
Our fixer-upper has a 'head' of sorts. It is actually a port-a-potty which sits in a tiny alcove which is also home to numerous ropes and the companionway doors when they are not in use. It's not unhandy as one of the hooks for the ropes can also double as a toilet paper holder.
|the port-a-potty of doom|
It was completely UNHANDY in the fact that the port-a-potty which came with the boat leaked. It took me two nights, two soaked bathmats, and two pairs of wet socks to figure this out.
There is nothing worse than a leaking port-a-potty, not even the bucket with a trashbag which acted as the head on our Key Largo sailing trip.
Except maybe a rental boat with a port-a-potty which wasn't cleaned as promised so that everytime the boat heeled the potty leaked until that one big heel which sent everything below deck flying thus flooding the floor with random...liquid...resulting in my favorite pair of tennis shoes being renamed 'the pee shoes'.
The fixer-upper's port-a-potty is now residing in a landfill in Southern Missouri.
My NEW non-leaking port-a-potty is most likely in Walmart's warehouse.
Enough of that.
H is also for Heeling.
|this is a little bit of heel. note the tilt of the boat as well as the awesome splash on the side|
Heeling is awesome.
When a boat 'heels' it leans or tilts toward the water, due to the wind power. The heel is controlled by the keel and ballast and the finese of the sails.
On our wooden boat, the keel is known as a daggerboard.
|note the arrows|
the top one labels the daggerboard
the second one labels the hole in which my fingers get stuck
It is adjustable so we can move it up and down depending on the force of the wind and how much we want to heel. This generally is my job. It is not easy but in order for the daggerboard to move up and down it must fit through a hole which I always manage to pinch my fingers in. Oh, and water likes to squirt out of it.
Me, as the ballast, will move from the low side to the high side of the boat to balance the weight.
Our fixer-upper is a fixed keel which means we can not raise or lower it. It is made of lead, adding to the weight or ballast allowing for more stability.
However, the weight of the people onboard affects the stability so a certain amount of care still need to be made to keep the boat balanced.
And not hurt anyone's feelings what with being called 'ballast'.
If a boat heels too much, it can capsize.
This is not heeling.
This is sinking.
|just to be fair, this is also not a boat.|
it is a golf cart.
they do not float.
Come back tomorrow for more
I think I prefer figureheads over toilet heads and heeling. I've always had a bit of a fondness for the buxom beauties stuck to the front of ships - and definitely not for anything that resembles (or leads to) toilet spillage (that is beyond gross!)ReplyDelete
Leanne | www.crestingthehill.com.au
H for Hang on to your Dreams
I think we need a new word for his gross that hazmat spill was!!Delete
Great post, I learned something and laughed!ReplyDelete
so glad you laughed!! you never know how 'bathroom' humor will go over...Delete
More reasons why I don't sail or go boating. I have never been good with different languages unless it is about food.ReplyDelete
oh Haralee! You should really give sailing a try. even with all the oddball stuff it is just the best.Delete
I think my days of adventure are way over. My normal life is adventurous enough, thank you.ReplyDelete
oh no! never say never!!Delete
We once took a teeny, tiny airplane ride to the Aran Islands in Ireland. Each of the 8 passengers had to be weighed before boarding so they could distribute the weight evenly. "Heeling" on an airplane would be a really bad thing. Hopefully you will not need to resort to weighing your passengers!ReplyDelete
Oh no! There is no heeling on airplanes!!Delete
And there will never be a weight based seating chart on the boat!!