On my lunch, so this will be quick. I have made the general observation that there is a direct correlation between the number of initials after a person's name and the number of centimeters too short their pants are.
I believe this is the HighWater Equivalency.
(and take note- I used 'centimeters' as I work in science.)
Hairnet update-there was a very large Net resting on the black mat in front of the garage elevator. It was practicing its evolutionary camouflage. More on this and other sightings tomorrow in the RoundUp!